i'm good at nothing

I'm thinking about self publishing...
curious, would anyone be interested in buying a 15 page issue of some new pictures? and if so, what price would you pay for those?
send me some answers, sonicfuzzmunki@gmail.com

take 2.

ok, i'm back. turns out, i have access to a scanner and didn't realize it. here's what i have been up to. . . .

i (got) a range life

yeah im still here.

I apologize for the lack of communication skills. I have been doing lots of things, from being harassed about guns and gangbanging, to job hunting, from relocating to fighting addiction, guitar hero. I haven't had internet, or a scanner for that matter, here's a picture just to show I still draw. The place I will be moving into has internet access, which is a dream come true, so I'll be back in full effect soon.

okay, bye.

valentine's day. . . .

. . . it bores me. it's for the birds.

dylan and the dog park

here's a video i JUST shot back in the 50's of my dog dylan.

check me out.

drawings of me :

allison



brandon


travis



lee


jessica



kenneth



sergio



vanessa



nikole



mellissa

jobbies

my friend emily disagrees with #2 in regards to 9 being a 'bitch.'



which then led to . . .







i don't know, i have always associated numbers with personalities.
here's another one for emily and her pineapple city.



emily, you're hogging all the blogging.

here's a self portrait from a year ago. followed by something new.





happy friday
-jordan

nowhere and quiznos.

ok.
feeling a little more focused today. i have a job lined up. might be back at aaron brothers again. money and discounts on art supplies. wooo.
also put together a dvd portfolio of animation and a slide show of cartoons. making a list of studios to hit up.
here's some i found lying around.





. . . . and here's a few from today.







3d rules,
jordan

. . . . because good is dumb.

hey kids.
sorry the posts arent daily anymore like i had planned. no scanner. but i think for the time being, i'm just gonna take photos of them. like so.




this is a lost episode of me questioning religion.


these were drawn back when i worked, or i should say "worked" in the meat department. customer service brings out the best in me.





here's a cartoon i did out of complete boredom. it's called "waste of paper."


last night, i went and saw the raveonettes in los angeles. i live for this band. they are my definition of heaven. it was an amazing show. never have i experienced a blanket of sound like that before. it was perfect.
for those who like music, and i mean, really like good music, check out this album:


okay.
getting back on track now.
i'll be around.

-jordan

not so midnight awesome

sorry, fellow 'midnight awesome-ers' about the hibernation.
i lost my job, took a vacation, and have been job hunting.
(in that order.) i didn't stop drawing. i have a stack of them here,
waiting for your eyes to do what they do best. i just need to figure out how to get them into my computer now that i don't work next to a scanner.

but i can't leave you empty handed.
these come to us from my good good pal, mellissa reeder.


sources tell me that this ninja cat has been based on a true story.

thank you mellissa, for keeping the art flowing in these hard times. if you guys have anything, pwease, send them over :
sonicfuzzmunki@gmail.com

stick around. more funnies on their way. promise.

7 mile city walkin blues

what a day it has been already. its only 11:08am.
i never like agreeing with stereotypes, but it is
official. i am a starving artist. i am out of money until
friday as of yesterday. the buses to work run me up $5
roundtrip everyday. i walked 7 miles to work this
fine wednesday morning.
where am i going with this. . . .
first off, my legs fucking hurt.
secondly, you know the leeds mattress adverts? i saw about 5
of these along the way and i feel they are getting away
with selling mattresses using my image.
just because i am lazy does not give them the right
to make me the poster child for sleeping.




in other news, this is what my legs feel like. . . .




i did get some cool mail today.
from my family over at aaron brothers up in auburn where i worked for about a year.
they sent me a big box full of housewarming things. like candles and a harmonica, a blue pineapple candle lamp thing and a cd and 2 bags of balloons.
which brings us to . . . .



balloons watch porn too.

i draw balloons a lot. for whatever reason, i think they are hilarious.
i have over a hundred glimpses into the everyday lives of balloons. I am looking into publishing their stories right now.
**no, thats not a joke.


send me pictures! i want to start posting all of your drawings too. maybe like once a week, post a batch of fan art. if you dont want to be a fan, then say so. but still,
email your crap to
sonicfuzzmunki@gmail.com
and i'll let you know when its going up.
sounds like fun yahhh?

ok.
back to work.

-whoredan